Samahan mo ako mamaya papagawa ko yung relo ko, bago pa naman, bigla tumigil eh..totoo pala tumitigil ang oras pag kasama kita
Tanong: Di tayo tao, di tayo hayop..ano tayo?!??
Sagot: BAGAY TAYO…BAGAY (hahahha!)
Gas, Bigas, delata, Kuryente, Tubig..lahat nagmamahalan…
Tayo na lang ang di nagmamahalan eh
Anung height mo?? kanina ko pa kase iniisip kung pano ka nagkasya sa puso ko eh
Leave a Comment October 22, 2009
You are the…
Apple of my eye, Mango of my Pie, Palaman of my tinapay, Niyog on my kalamay.
You are the…
Ipin of my suklay, Ring on my kamay, Blood of my atay, Bubbles of my laway.
You are the …
Roof of my bahay, Strength of my tulay, Joy of my tagumpay, Dream of my Nanay.
You are the…
Ube in my monay, Patis in my gulay, Toyo in my siomai, Calcium in my kalansay
You are the…
Buhol of my tie, Bituin of my sky, Beauty of my Tagaytay, Ketchup on my french fries.
You are the…
Wings when I fly, Wind when I paypay, Sipit for my sampay, Tungkod when I am pilay.
You are the…
Shoulder when I cry, Cure to my “aray”, Answer as to “why” I am nangi-ngisay.
You are the…
Love until I die, In short, you are, The Center Of My Buhay .
Leave a Comment October 22, 2009
front view..
side view..
rear view..
top view..
sa kahit ano pa mang view.. I LOVIEW.
“magaling ka sa math db?lalo na sa algebra??
..Paki substitute naman yung X ko oh”
Leave a Comment October 22, 2009
Scenario: Girl and Boy with their friends in the school canteen.
Boy: mauna na ko. *sabay grab sa hands ng girl patayo din.*
Girl: bakit?
Boy: *pointing on a sign board that says,
“do not leave your valuable things unattended.”
*holds out hand* Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
guy: hey there miss… i forgot your name can i call you mine??
girl: uhmmm sorry! my name is not mine…
Leave a Comment October 22, 2009
Uy malala na yung sakit ko sa puso, dalawa na lang options ko para gumaling:
either ICU or U C me
guy: miss, anung kukuning course mo?
girl: uhm gusto ko sanang magnursing…
guy: teka…magkakasakit ata ako!
Are you a PS game?
because i hope you’re not Tekken
My mirror ba iyung puso mo?
cause I see myself in it
Leave a Comment October 22, 2009
Miss…SM ka ba??
kasi you’ve got it all!
Gutom ka ba?
Tara , bubusugin kita sa pagmamahal ko.
Matador ka ba!?
kasi ang lakas ng tama ko sayo!
May butas ba puso moh??
kasi natrap ako na aKo s loob.. cant find my way out
Miss, umutot ka ba?
‘Cause you took my breath away.
Pwede ba kita maging sidecar?
single kasi ako eh..
Leave a Comment October 22, 2009
naka-kain ka ba ng watusi?
pag nag-ssmile ka kasi, may nakikita akong spark.
o ito english naman:
I hate all the letters of the alphabet, but I love “U”
hayos to: (guy walks towards the girl na parang galit) “Miss, ok ka rin noh?! ang kapal ng mukha mo! (so medyo shocked ung girl sabay hirit ng) “Hindi pa nga kita nakikilala pina-ibig mo na ang puso ko.”
Para kang plema
… because di ka maalis sa dibdib ko!
Can i take ur clothes off? kahit isang beses lang…
i jst wanna know kung pano tinatago ng mga anghel ang kanilang pakpak..
Leave a Comment October 22, 2009
Para kang TABLE OF CONTENTS.
Dahil ikaw ang topic ng bawat pahina ng buhay ko.
Limang piso ka ba?
Kasi sakto ka.
Do you drink yakult?
‘Coz everyday you’re ok.
nasan ka kagabi?
wala ka ata sa panaginip ko! (yun yon eh!)
I think I’m a bad player…
…because I keep on missing you
Leave a Comment October 22, 2009
may mmda ba rito?
kasi nagkabanggaan puso natin!
asthma ka ba?
kasi you take my breath away.
ibibili kita ng salbabida mo kasi…
malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko.
meron ka bang eraser?
hindi kasi kita mabura sa isip ko.
pokemon ka ba?
kasi I CHOOSE you! [di ba ke pikachu... ash: "pikachu! i choose you!"]
Leave a Comment October 22, 2009
Pwede ka bang makatabi pag may exam? Coz i feel perfect beside you.
Miss may mapa ka b dyan? Para alm ko ang daan papunta sa puso mo.
*nadapa sa harap ng crush* “si how i fell for you?” (Sige banat pa!)
Excuse me! Miss alam mo ba un kasabihan ng mga Pilipino?
“Aanhin pa ang damo”
“Kung sau pa lang may tama na ko..”
Leave a Comment October 22, 2009